To fcuk? Or to fuck?

I've made my decision. I'm gonna start fucking, bitching and whoring all over the place from today.

It's irritating typing fcuk when I really wanna let it out and say fuck!

Langauge, like the world, is a collage of colours. Without words like fuck, cunt, bitch, whore and all the variations then life would be a hairy vagina - with the annoying hair trying to hide the beautiful colour you know is underneath.

Besides, several assholes over the course of my life have preached about how important it is for me to be myself. Well, let's say fuck-cunt-bitch really fast three times to celebrate me celebrating who I am.

So some of you are probably cringing and there are those who weren't brave enough to get this far. Well, to the weak of heart, fuck you! I know, and whatever God you worship knows, you've thought these words a hundred times.

Besides, I've read in quite a few places that swearing - fucking, bitching and whoring about - gets rid of tension and eases stress. Oh joy! Finally! A bright fucking side to my bad fucking habit. So if your language still lacks colour after reading this bit of info then don't blame me for your premature heart attack.

To fcuk or to fuck? I choose to fuck!

However, I promise to keep the fucking, bitching and whoring to a minimum because I know that too much of one thing is good for nothing. I also take this opportunity to apologise to our more sensitive readers and encourage them to try fucking, bitching and whoring.

Add some colour to your language! Start fucking today!